{"id":17726,"date":"2024-03-09T00:10:12","date_gmt":"2024-03-09T06:10:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/?p=17726"},"modified":"2024-03-09T00:10:13","modified_gmt":"2024-03-09T06:10:13","slug":"the-turkey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/2024\/03\/09\/the-turkey\/","title":{"rendered":"the\u00a0 \u00a0 turkey"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P3080255-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P3080255-1-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"vulture\u2019s    primary    form     of     self-defense   is     the\" class=\"wp-image-17727\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P3080255-1-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P3080255-1-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P3080255-1-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P3080255-1-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P3080255-1.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">vulture\u2019s    primary    form     of     self-defense   is     the<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P3080269-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P3080269-1-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"regurgitation   of   semi-digested    meat    that  is   then\" class=\"wp-image-17728\" 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     predator\u2019s        face \u2014Keetje Kuipers\" class=\"wp-image-17729\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P3080281-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P3080281-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P3080281-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P3080281-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P3080281.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">vomited      onto     a       predator\u2019s        face<br\/><em>\u2014Keetje 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