{"id":11116,"date":"2020-09-17T23:37:43","date_gmt":"2020-09-18T04:37:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/?p=11116"},"modified":"2020-09-17T23:37:46","modified_gmt":"2020-09-18T04:37:46","slug":"im-trying-to-invent-a-new-language-i-was-told-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/2020\/09\/17\/im-trying-to-invent-a-new-language-i-was-told-to\/","title":{"rendered":"I\u2019m \/ trying to invent a new language; I was told to"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/P9173787.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/P9173787-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"by someone who doesn\u2019t exist. Forgive me\" class=\"wp-image-11117\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/P9173787-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/P9173787-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/P9173787-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/P9173787.jpg 1521w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption>by someone who doesn\u2019t exist. Forgive me<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/P9173791.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/P9173791-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"for being like this, but I think I should be.\" class=\"wp-image-11118\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/P9173791-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/P9173791-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/P9173791-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/P9173791.jpg 1521w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption>for being like this, but I think I should be.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/P9173796.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/P9173796-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"Is this the new language? If you understand\" class=\"wp-image-11120\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/P9173796-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/P9173796-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/P9173796-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/P9173796.jpg 1456w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption>Is this the new language? If you understand<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/P9173812.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/P9173812-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"it and like it; though it\u2019s old; but I know I\u2019m shocking\" class=\"wp-image-11119\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/P9173812-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/P9173812-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/P9173812-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/P9173812.jpg 1521w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption>it and like it; though it\u2019s old; but I know I\u2019m shocking<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/P9173815.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/P9173815-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"someone; and someone will say, What is this? \u2014Alice Notley\" class=\"wp-image-11121\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/P9173815-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/P9173815-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/P9173815-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/P9173815.jpg 1521w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption>someone; and someone will say, What is this?<br\/><em>\u2014Alice Notley<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11117,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11116","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/P9173787.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11116","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11116"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11116\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11122,"href":"https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11116\/revisions\/11122"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11117"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}