{"id":1071,"date":"2014-12-01T14:37:34","date_gmt":"2014-12-01T20:37:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/?p=1071"},"modified":"2014-12-01T14:37:34","modified_gmt":"2014-12-01T20:37:34","slug":"somewhere-theres-a-goat-that-squirts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/2014\/12\/01\/somewhere-theres-a-goat-that-squirts\/","title":{"rendered":"Somewhere there\u2019s a goat that squirts"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1072\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1072\" style=\"width: 1024px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/PC011891.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/PC011891.jpg\" alt=\"a rare silk so bizarre maybe \/ no one would actually wear it. (Anna Journey)\" width=\"1024\" height=\"577\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1072\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/PC011891.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/PC011891-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/PC011891-97x55.jpg 97w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1072\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">a rare silk so bizarre maybe \/ no one would actually wear it. (Anna Journey)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1071","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1071","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1071"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1071\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1073,"href":"https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1071\/revisions\/1073"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1071"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1071"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tom-lehr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1071"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}